Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Solid Gold Funyun Amid Criticism
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Frito-Lay CEO Steven Williams presented President Donald Trump with a 24-karat solid gold Funyun sculpture, a gesture critics labeled as a bribe for favorable regulatory treatment. Trump displayed the gift prominently on his Resolute Desk.
Key quotes
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This expertly crafted artwork reflects how much we at Frito-Lay value the president's leadership.
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