Friends Enjoy Night Out Without Financially Constrained Companion
By
The Onion Staff
A bagel-shaped object. The form is there, the soul isn't.
Summary
A group of friends in West Hollywood found their night out more enjoyable without their financially struggling friend, allowing them to visit upscale venues like a fancy cocktail bar and sushi restaurant without worrying about budget constraints.
Key quotes
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We haven't gotten sushi in forever
It was a lot easier for the friends to enjoy everything nightlife had to offer when they didn't have to worry about whether their poorest pal
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