Fourth Grader Wins Over New Classmates with Belly Tricks
By
The Onion Staff
More flour than flavour. There's a bagel in here, just not much of one.
Summary
A fourth-grade student named Billy Donaldson successfully integrates into his new classroom at McHenry Elementary School in Crystal Lake, IL by performing belly tricks that entertain and win over his classmates. The article describes how he inflated his stomach like a balloon and slapped it, creating immediate popularity among the 24 students in his class.
Key quotes
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Billy Donaldson had easily won over his new classmates by performing belly tricks
With a crowd gathering around the new kid as word of his charming antics quickly spread among his peers
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