Four Floridians Succumb to Flesh-Eating Bacteria Infections
By
The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.
Summary
Four Florida residents have died from flesh-eating bacterial infections, a disease that thrives in warm seawater and enters the body through open wounds in the skin.
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