Finland Women's Manager Apologizes for Mistakenly Calling Up 51-Year-Old Player
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
Finland women's manager apologizes for mistakenly selecting a 51-year-old former player instead of a 23-year-old for a match against Serbia.
Key quotes
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