FBI Warns of Second California Senator Still at Large
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Summary
The FBI issued a warning about a second California senator who is still at large, emphasizing an ongoing threat against Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.
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The FBI issued a statement Friday warning that a second California senator was still at large.
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