FBI Director Asks Shooter's Family to Help Solve Other Cases Amid Backlog
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
FBI Director Kash Patel, facing a massive backlog of unsolved murder cases, reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson if they could help solve other cases after they successfully identified their son in released photos. Patel praised their 'knack for catching criminals' and suggested they continue their 'hot streak' by examining open investigations.
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"how about continuing your hot streak by taking a look at these open investigations?"
"desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson on Monday if they could solve any other cases"
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