Satirical Article: Shaq Reportedly Confused About Being DivaCup Spokesman
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The Onion Staff
Toasted to a respectable shade. No regrets, no crumbs left.
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion-style publication about NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal being confused and surprised to learn he is the new spokesman for DivaCup, a menstrual cup product. Shaq claims he has no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal and speculates the product is "some kind of condom for girls."
Key quotes
· 2 pulledReally don't remember signing up for this one—I remember Icy Hot, the General, JCPenney, and Muscle Milk, but not this Diva thing
seems to be some kind of condom for girls
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