Satirical piece claims Euphoria fans relieved series has ended
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The Onion Staff
Has the shape of a bagel but none of the steam.
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion-style publication about HBO's Euphoria series finale, humorously portraying fans as relieved that the show is ending so they never have to watch it again, framing the series conclusion as a "happy ending" because viewers are freed from the obligation to continue watching.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledThank God, it's over—it's finally over.
I was so worried they would try to leave the door open for a season four or some kind of spin-off, but nope, it's done.
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