Elon Musk Contemplates Political Return After 60th Death in Video Game Tutorial
By
The Onion Staff
A touch underbaked. Edible, but you'll want a strong coffee alongside.
Summary
Elon Musk considers returning to politics after experiencing multiple deaths in a video game tutorial level, prompting thoughts of glitched enemies and a need for game patches.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledSeems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the DOGE offices until the devs roll out a patch to fix these hitboxes
YOU DIED
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