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Elderly Woman Engages in Mental Gymnastics by Justifying Trump's Actions

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The Onion Staff

10mo ago· 1 min readenNews
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Summary

An elderly woman in Lexington, KY, stays mentally active by justifying President Trump's actions, spending 30 minutes a day rationalizing his decisions.

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I try to break out of my routine and engage my mind by rationalizing what the president is doing, even when it’s completely against the promises he made to voters.
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LEXINGTON, KY—Stressing the importance of regularly performing mental gymnastics to prevent cognitive decline, local 80-year-old Edna Connolly confirmed Thursday that she keeps her mind active by justifying President Donald Trump’s actions. “I try to brea

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