DOGE Bulldozes Arlington National Cemetery in Federal Spending Cut Initiative
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The Onion Staff
8mo ago· 2 min readen
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Summary
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has bulldozed Arlington National Cemetery as part of a federal spending cut initiative, claiming to remove 'freeloading corpses' and fight waste, fraud, and abuse. Acting administrator Amy Gleason described this as cracking down on an 'unpopular woke bureaucracy' by leveling 400,000 white tombstones.
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"DOGE was simply cracking down on an 'unpopular woke bureaucracy'"
"vital part of their effort to cut federal spending"
ARLINGTON, VA—In an initiative they described as a vital part of their effort to cut federal spending, officials at the Department of Government Efficiency reported Wednesday that they had dug up Arlington National Cemetery. “The American people gave the
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