Director Yorgos Lanthimos Aims to Befriend Emma Stone Through Future Films
By
The Onion Staff
A bagel that needed a few more minutes. And maybe a fact-check.
Summary
Director Yorgos Lanthimos hopes to transition from work friends to real friends with Emma Stone, estimating that it will take three more films for them to hang out outside of work.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledI can feel it, I’m just one twisted period dramedy and two surrealist nightmares away from her agreeing to drinks on my patio
I had hoped casting Stone in Bugonia would have given the two artists more conversational fodder
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