Satirical Headlines Collection: Derek Sanders and Other Absurd News Bites
By
The Onion Staff
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
A collection of absurd, satirical headlines from The Onion-style humor, including a fake news item about Derek Sanders, a mountain-climbing enthusiast who tragically fell to his death on an REI escalator. The article is a compilation of humorous and nonsensical headlines typical of satirical news publications.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledMountain-climbing enthusiast Derek Sanders, 37, tragically fell to his death Friday on the escalator of an REI.
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