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D.C. Doggy Daycare Owner Worries About Parade Float at Military Event

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11mo ago· 2 min readenNews

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Summary

Frieda Shaw, the owner of a D.C. doggy daycare, expressed concern that her sponsored parade float stood out at President Donald Trump's military parade, feeling out of place among the marching troops and artillery.

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At first, I was really excited to spread the word about Doggy Getaway—I even stayed up all night assembling this giant puppy head—but I keep getting the sense these soldiers don’t really want me here.

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WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly concerned as she peered around at the marching troops, towed artillery, and self-propelled howitzers, local D.C. doggy daycare owner Frieda Shaw told reporters Saturday that she worried her sponsored parade float was sticki

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