David Cronenberg's Grandchildren Politely Decline Bedtime Story Offer
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
David Cronenberg's grandchildren politely declined their grandfather's offer to tell them a bedtime story, claiming they were already sleepy. The 7-year-old and 4-year-old grandsons forced yawns and rubbed their eyes while declining the offer from the 82-year-old filmmaker known for his dark, psychological horror films.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOh, that's okay, Pop-Pop—we're so sleepy already
who forced a yawn and rubbed his eyes as his 4-year-old brother, Mason Cronenberg, nodded vigorously in agreement
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