Danish Zoo Seeks Donated Pets to Feed Carnivores
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A zoo in northern Denmark requested pet owners to donate healthy animals like chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs, and horses for "gentle euthanasia" to feed predators, aiming to simulate their natural diet. The article includes humorous reactions from individuals.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled“Then what the hell am I supposed to eat?!” - Jack Godlewski, Pumice Extractor
“Sorry. I just donated my last horse to the Salvation Army.” - Tanya Bingham, Ring Solderer
“I don’t know, I’m still using my pets.” - Ethan Haun, Mannequin Stylist
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