Culinary Students Reportedly Given Live Babies to Learn Flour Care Techniques
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Culinary Institute of America students were reportedly given live babies to learn how to care for bags of flour, with instructors explaining that the experience would prepare them for handling delicate pantry staples. The article describes students receiving wailing infants and being told that keeping a baby from leaking would teach them to properly handle flour sacks.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledHYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America were reportedly given a live baby Friday to learn how to care for a bag of flour.
Flour is the most delicate of the pantry staples, and looking after this child for the week will prepare you to deal with the complexities of milled grain
explaining that the students would have to keep the baby from leaking just as they would need to do with an actual sack of pr
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