Congress Passes Law Requiring Women to Wear Makeup Outside
By
The Onion Staff
A reheated bagel, served cold.
Summary
Congress passes a law requiring women to wear makeup when leaving the house, sparking controversy and criticism.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled"For too long, Americans have lived in fear of walking outside and encountering the unthinkable—a natural-looking woman who refuses to wear cosmetics,"
"Federally mandated lipstick applications are included in the new statute."
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