Congress Passes Blank Bill Allowing President Trump to Write Any Law
By
The Onion Staff
Slightly gummy. The crust never quite set.
Summary
Congress passed a blank bill allowing President Trump to write any law he wants, with bipartisan support.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledToday we are sending to the president’s desk 200 completely clean sheets of paper that are hereby codified such that anything he chooses to fill those pages with will have the full force of law
After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply write whatever law he wants
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