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Clearblue Unveils Handheld Mirror for Pregnancy Testing

By

The Onion Staff

10mo ago· 1 min readenNews

Summary

Clearblue has introduced a handheld mirror for efficient pregnancy testing, claiming a 99.99% accuracy rate when used with a flashlight to check for a baby.

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Receive fast and precise results almost instantly just by looking in the reflection of the Clearblue Rapid-Detection Hand Mirror for any evidence that a tiny human may be living inside you.
Simply squat over the device.
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GENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled a handheld mirror Tuesday for easily checking to see if there’s a baby up there. “Receive fast and precise results almost in

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