Civil War Reenactor Reminded Not to Turn Event into Personal Fife Recital
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
A Civil War reenactor in Gettysburg is reminded by fellow participants that the event is not his personal fife recital, as he repeatedly plays during the Battle of Gettysburg reenactment.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledThis is the Battle of Gettysburg, not the Christopher Geary Music Hour!
Everyone’s impressed that you can do all those little trills, but it’s becoming a huge distraction.
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