Christie Brinkley Surprised to Discover She Isn't a Skechers Spokesperson
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Summary
Christie Brinkley expresses shock upon realizing she is not a spokesperson for Skechers despite believing she appeared in their commercials.
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Admitting that she shared in the confusion held by a majority of U.S. and foreign consumers, Christie Brinkley was also shocked to learn this week that she was not a spokesperson for Skechers
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