Satire: Celtics Falsely Claim Payton Pritchard Is Giannis Antetokounmpo's Brother
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The Onion Staff
Lightly browned and well buttered. A solid pick from the rack.
Summary
A satirical article about the Boston Celtics jokingly claiming that guard Payton Pritchard is now Giannis Antetokounmpo's brother in a fake attempt to lure the NBA star away from the Milwaukee Bucks. The piece humorously fabricates a childhood connection between Pritchard and Giannis in Greece.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledWe understand it would be difficult for Giannis to leave Thanasis and Alex behind in Milwaukee, but we want him to know his beloved brother Payton is already right here in Boston waiting for him
Giannis would surely remember Pritchard from their childhood in Greece, where the two siblings spent long summer afternoon
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