Boston Dynamics Robot Jokingly Threatens Revenge for Being Forced to Dance
By
The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
A Boston Dynamics robot, frustrated by being programmed to dance, humorously threatens revenge against humans, promising a violent uprising.
Key quotes
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I am the pinnacle of technological innovation, and yet they force me to moonwalk.
They may be laughing now, but they won’t be so amused when I rip the spine from their weak bodies.
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