Bobby Hanlon, 45, dies from leukemia
By
The Onion Staff
Lacks bite. And filling. And a copy-editor at the bakery.
Summary
A brief, sarcastic obituary-style note about Bobby Hanlon, 45, described as a slick and charming individual who has died from leukemia.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledWell, well, well, it looks like that slick, glad-handing schmooze machine Bobby Hanlon, 45, couldn't charm his way out of this one (leukemia).
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