Blue Origin Launches World's Largest Ball of Twine Into Orbit to Boost Space Tourism
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Blue Origin has launched the world's largest ball of twine into orbit around Earth as part of a marketing strategy to boost space tourism. The company aims to make space travel more appealing by providing a fun photo opportunity for tourists who might otherwise find space disappointing as a 'cold, endless vacuum.' CEO Dave Limp explained the initiative is designed to generate enthusiasm among potential customers who want memorable experiences in space.
Key quotes
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We thought they'd appreciate the opportunity to take some fun family photos while they're up there
Blue Origin was banking on the success of 'star-side attractions'
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