Big Lots Shuts Down After Therapy Program Addresses Hoarding Issues
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The Onion Staff
Pale, doughy, and a touch sad. Eat if peckish.
Summary
Big Lots, a discount retailer, closed all its stores after employees underwent a therapy program to address their hoarding tendencies. CEO Bruce Thorn reflected humorously on the excessive stockpile of goods, marking the end of the company's operations.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled“In retrospect, it’s almost funny that I had so many throw pillows,” said Big Lots CEO Bruce Thorn.
“Now the store is finally free of the dusty, disorganized piles of junk,” Thorn added.
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