Satirical piece mocks brief collaboration between Armie Hammer, Uwe Boll, and Elon Musk

In what international news scientists are already calling a confluence of three of the worst dudes to ever do it, Armie Hammer, Elon Musk, and director Uwe Boll entered into a brief collaboration this weekend, forcing untold numbers of generally blameless human beings to read all three of their names within the span of a single sentence.

In a further escalation against the forces of good taste, the trio also forced people with eyeballs to take in a carefully crafted triptych of their faces; truly, an offensive on all fronts.