Annual Tarantula Mating Season Brings Spiders to Southwest U.S.
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article discusses the annual emergence of male tarantulas across several south and midwestern U.S. states during their mating season. Experts advise giving the spiders space if encountered. The piece includes a humorous tone and references to weather conditions.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledThousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several south and midwestern states in search of mates.
Experts recommend giving them space if encountered.
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