Analyzing the Pros and Cons of Banning Fireworks for Independence Day Celebrations
By
The Onion Staff
A reheated bagel, served cold.
Summary
The article discusses the pros and cons of banning fireworks in the context of Independence Day celebrations in the U.S.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledKites can take their rightful place as sovereigns of the sky
No way to find out which dogs would abandon
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