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Analysis of President Trump's Unconventional Budget Bill

By

The Onion Staff

11mo ago· 1 min readenNews

Summary

President Donald Trump's budget megabill, 'The One Big Beautiful Bill Act,' contains controversial and unusual items such as funding for 'The Facility,' small detention boxes on street corners, and a coupon for Coca-Cola products. It also includes new nicknames for Jeb Bush, a map of California with a cross through it, and a questionable centerfold photo.

Key quotes

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Funding for something called 'The Facility.'
Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American street corner.
A few new mean nicknames for Jeb Bush.
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President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Funding for something called “The Facility.” Smaller, phone booth–sized dete

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