AG Informed Trump of Trump's Name Tattooed on Epstein's Body
By
The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi informed President Trump that Jeffrey Epstein had Trump's name tattooed all over his body, in various styles.
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