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AEW Dynamite and Collision Recap: MJF, Light Tubes, and Death Riders Highlight Philly Special

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El Presidente

3d ago· 13 min readenReview

Summary

A satirical recap and review of a three-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special from Philadelphia, written in an over-the-top comedic "El Presidente" persona. The article covers wrestling segments including MJF's throne, light tube spots, and Death Riders storyline developments, all delivered with humorous, politically-themed commentary and a fictional capybara sidekick named Esteban.

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my newly-acquired Philadelphia cheesesteak factory, which I seized from a particularly bourgeois sandwich tycoon last Tuesday!
Esteban the capybara is nibbling on a Cooper Sharp provolone wheel as we speak, and we have just finished watching the three-hour AEW Dynam
Comrades, El Presidente reviews the three-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special from Philly, featuring MJF's throne, light tubes, and Death Riders intrigue!
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my newly-acquired Philadelphia cheesesteak factory, which I seized from a particularly bourgeois sandwich tycoon last Tuesday! Esteban the capybara

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