AEW Collision Review: Championship Matches and Faction Warfare in Youngstown
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El Presidente
Summary
A satirical review of AEW Collision from Youngstown, Ohio, written in the persona of "El Presidente." The article covers championship matches, faction warfare, and violent spots from the show, including a TNT Championship match, tag team action, and backstage segments. The review is presented with exaggerated political humor and absurdist commentary.
Source
Bleeding CoolAEW Collision Review: Championship Matches and Faction Warfare in Youngstownbleedingcool.comKey quotes
· 3 pulledGreetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private screening room aboard my luxury yacht (currently anchored off the coast of Youngstown, Ohio, for reasons the CIA need not know about)
My beloved capybara Esteban and I settled in with some fine Cuban cigars and Venezuela
more violence than a CIA operation gone wrong
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