AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell Review — Darby Allin Retains Title in Themed Match
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El Presidente
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Summary
A review of AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell, written in a satirical "El Presidente" persona. The article covers Darby Allin retaining the AEW World Title against PAC in a themed match involving sand traps and balconies, while the author maintains a comedic, over-the-top political revolutionary character throughout the review.
Key quotes
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Darby Allin survived sand traps, balconies, and PAC to retain the AEW World Title, comrades!
Esteban my faithful capybara is currently floating in the infinity pool atop a tiny inflatable swan, sipping a mojito that costs more than the average peasant's monthly rations
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