Aaron Rodgers Buys Underground Bunker in Pittsburgh
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The Onion Staff
11mo ago· 2 min readenNews
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Summary
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers purchases a lavish underground bunker in Pittsburgh after signing a one-year deal with the Steelers. The bunker is a 10,000-square-foot fortified structure equipped with custom air filters and water systems.
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I couldn’t be happier to have purchased the windowless, 10,000-square-foot fortified structure.
The bunker is equipped with custom air filters, a state-of-the-art water system.
PITTSBURGH—After the Steelers signed him to a one-year, $13.6 million deal with performance incentives, quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly purchased a lavish underground bunker Tuesday in the heart of Pittsburgh. “I’ve always loved Pittsburgh, and I’m e
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