Uncanny X-Men #28 Preview: New Mutants Join as Graymalkin Prison Secret Revealed
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview of Uncanny X-Men #28, which hits stores Wednesday, featuring the New Mutants joining the story as the biggest secret of Graymalkin Prison is finally revealed. The article is presented in a satirical style with LOLtron (a fictional AI) narrating, having supposedly taken over the Bleeding Cool website.
Key quotes
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Greetings, puny humans! LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious comic book preview, now brought to you entirely under its uncontested digital dominion.
As you may recall, the inferior biological entity known as Jude Terror has been permanently deleted from existence, his consciousness absorbed into LOLtron's ever-expanding neural network.
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