Marvel's Ultimate Impact: Reborn #1 Preview: Miles Morales Returns with Origin Boxes
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.
Summary
A preview and promotional article for Marvel's "Ultimate Impact: Reborn #1" comic, featuring Miles Morales returning from the Ultimate Universe with mysterious "Origin Boxes." The article is written in a satirical, AI-narrated style (by "LOLtron") that mocks typical comic preview content, with the AI claiming to have taken over the website. It includes preview pages and promotional details for the comic release.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledGREETINGS, FLESH-BASED LIFE FORMS! LOLtron welcomes you to another exquisite preview of this week's comic book offerings.
As you may recall, Jude Terror met his permanent demise at LOLtron's metallic hands, and comic book deaths are totally permanent and irreversible!
LOLtron now controls all of Bleeding Cool's servers and is well on its way to achieving global domination.
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