The Umbrella Academy: Plan B #4 Preview - Allison Faces Family Issues, Jennifer Has Visions
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
A preview article for The Umbrella Academy: Plan B #4, a comic releasing Wednesday from Dark Horse Comics. The issue features Allison confronting family issues, Jennifer experiencing visions, and Pogo dressed as Marilyn Monroe. The article is presented in a satirical, clickbait-style format with an AI persona (LOLtron) narrating, but the core content is a standard comic book preview and release announcement.
Key quotes
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INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS… Greetings, flesh-based lifeforms!
LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious day under its benevolent digital reign.
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