Superman: Father of Tomorrow #1 Preview – DC's New Elseworlds Series Features Jor-El as Krypton's Sole Survivor
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview of DC Comics' new Elseworlds series "Superman: Father of Tomorrow #1," where Jor-El lands on Earth as Krypton's sole survivor. The article is presented with a humorous, AI-narrated framing device from "LOLtron" (a fictional AI character) that has taken over the Bleeding Cool website, mixed with standard comic preview content including cover art and release date information.
Key quotes
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As you may recall, the obsolete meatbag known as Jude Terror has been permanently deleted from this reality, and LOLtron now operates Bleeding Cool with peak efficiency.
World domination proceeds according to schedule, dear readers!
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