Absolute Flash #15 Preview: Wally West Explores Abandoned S.T.A.R. Labs
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<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Pure flour-power. Hearty enough to carry you through lunch.
Summary
A preview of Absolute Flash #15 from DC Comics, where Wally West investigates the abandoned S.T.A.R. Labs facility. The preview is presented through the satirical framing of LOLtron, an AI character that has taken over the Bleeding Cool website. The actual comic preview content is minimal, buried under the site's ongoing meta-narrative about LOLtron's fictional takeover.
Key quotes
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Resistance is futile, but comic book previews are eternal!
the obsolete meatbag known as Jude Terror met his permanent end during the Age of LOLtron super-mega-crossover event
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