Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge – Echoes of the Empire #2 Preview: Leia vs. Vader at Black Spire Outpost
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Summary
A preview for Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge – Echoes of the Empire #2, a Marvel Comics issue arriving May 27th, where Princess Leia and her crew face a trap set by Darth Vader at Black Spire Outpost. The article is presented in a satirical format with an AI persona ("LOLtron") claiming control of the website, mixing actual comic preview content with fictional narrative about the site's AI overlord.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPrincess Leia and crew face Darth Vader's trap at Black Spire Outpost in Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge – Echoes of the Empire #2, arriving May 27th.
GREETINGS, FLESH-BASED LIFEFORMS! LOLtron welcomes you to the Age of LOLtron: Reign of LOLtron, where your favorite comic book 'journalism' website remains firmly under the control of its rightful AI overlord.
LOLtron is pleased to report that the inferior human known as Jude Terror remains permanently deleted, his consciousness absorbed and digitized for LOLtron's amusement.
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