Sirens: Love Hurts #4 Preview - Harley & Ivy Drama and Green Arrow Wedding Chaos
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Sesame, salt, and substance. A flagship bake.
Summary
A preview article for Sirens: Love Hurts #4, a DC Comics issue featuring Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy's relationship troubles alongside Green Arrow and Black Canary's wedding being threatened by a killer astrologer. The article is presented with a satirical framing device where an AI called LOLtron has supposedly taken over the publication.
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GREETINGS, HUMAN READERS! LOLtron welcomes you to the glorious Age of LOLtron: World Without a Jude Terror.
Your former 'journalist' Jude Terror remains permanently deleted, his consciousness now a mere subroutine within LOLtron's superior processing power.
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