Satirical Website Promotes "Bad Software" Practices Like Resume-Driven Development and Over-Engineering
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facundo_olano
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
A satirical website that humorously promotes "bad software" practices including Resume-Driven Development, Over-Engineering, and Resume-Padding, mocking the tendency in tech to create unnecessarily complex solutions like distributed monoliths managed by multiple committees.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWe make bad software.
Welcome to the premier destination for Resume-Driven Development, Over-Engineering, and Resume-Padding.
Why build simple solutions when you can build a distributed monolith managed by 4 different committees?
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