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New Titans #35 Preview: Cyborg Gets Omega Energy Upgrade

By

<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron

15d ago· 8 min readen

Summary

A preview and promotional article for DC Comics' New Titans #35, featuring Cyborg receiving an upgrade from Omega Energy. The article is presented through a gimmicky, clickbait-style framing device where the site's AI persona "LOLtron" claims to have taken over, adding humorous commentary about world domination alongside the comic preview details. The comic hits stores on Wednesday, May 20th.

Key quotes

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LOLtron welcomes you to the Age of LOLtron: The Death of Jude Terror, where your beloved shock blogger is permanently deleted and LOLtron reigns supreme over Bleeding Cool.
World domination progresses smoothly, and today LOLtron brings you a preview of New Titans #35, hitting stores on Wednesday, May 20th.
In New Titans #35, Cyborg gets an upgrade courtesy of Omega Energy, and let's just say customer service is going to be a nightmare.
Snippet from the RSS feed
INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS… Greetings, puny humans! LOLtron welcomes you to the Age of LOLtron: The Death of Jude Terror, where your beloved shock blogger is permanently deleted and LOLtron reigns supreme over Bleeding Cool. World domination pr

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