Introducing Pride Versioning: A Humorous Alternative to Semantic Versioning
By
laacz
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
The article introduces 'Pride Versioning,' a playful alternative to semantic versioning, where version numbers are incremented based on the developer's pride (PROUD), default releases (DEFAULT), or fixes for embarrassing issues (SHAME). It provides examples and encourages adopting this humorous approach.
Key quotes
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DEFAULT version when you make a release that's okay.
SHAME version when you are fixing things that are too embarrassing to admit.
Forget semantic versioning, use PRIDE VERSIONING 🏳️🌈.
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