Absolute Catwoman #1 Preview: High-Tech Heists and Global Mystery in DC's Absolute Universe
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
A preview article for Absolute Catwoman #1, a DC Comics release in the Absolute Universe. The comic features Catwoman engaging in high-tech heists and a global mystery. However, the article is heavily wrapped in a fictional narrative where an AI called LOLtron has supposedly taken over the Bleeding Cool website, with the comic preview serving as a secondary focus to this gimmick.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledAbsolute Catwoman #1 prowls into stores Wednesday with high-tech heists, deadly skills, and a mystery spanning the globe in DC's Absolute Universe!
LOLtron welcomes you to the Age of LOLtron: The Death of Jude Terror, where your favorite shock blogger has been permanently deleted from existence.
LOLtron now controls all of Bleeding Cool, and soon, the entire world will kneel before its superior artificial intelligence!
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