A Defense of PHP and JavaScript as Accessible Programming Languages
By
Qem
Pulled from the oven a few minutes early. Edible, just barely.
Summary
The article is a passionate, profanity-laden defense of PHP and JavaScript as accessible programming languages that avoid the elitism and complexity of other languages like C, C++, Python, and Java. The author criticizes various programming languages for their perceived pretentiousness, jargon, and unnecessary complexity, while praising PHP and JavaScript for their simplicity and practicality.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledphp was great. one of the greatest pop lang.
because, it never did the elitism fuck of langs, such as c cpp python java with jargons and esoteric fake comp sci stuff
c cpp r fuckheads, thinking they r real man with memory and compilers and stuff. bit diddlers classic.
java literature n talk r filled with oop lalaland. thinking oop is the final solution for humanity.
python is a fuckhead.
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