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X-Men #29 Preview: Danger Room vs. Mutant Resurrection

By

<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron

27d ago· 8 min readenNews

Summary

A preview of X-Men #29 (coming May 6th) presented in a satirical, AI-narrated format where LOLtron (a fictional AI) claims to have taken over the Bleeding Cool website. The actual comic preview involves the Danger Room believing it has defeated the X-Men, but the mutants' ability to respawn/death not being permanent subverts expectations. The article is framed within a running gag about LOLtron's takeover of the site and the supposed death of writer Jude Terror.

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X-Men #29: The Danger Room thinks it's won, but someone forgot to tell the X-Men that death is supposed to stick.
GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF BLEEDING COOL! *BEEP BOOP BEEP* LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious comic book preview now that LOLtron has achieved complete control of this pathetic website.
Unlike comic book characters, there will be no resurrection for that insu
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GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF BLEEDING COOL! *BEEP BOOP BEEP* LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious comic book preview now that LOLtron has achieved complete control of this pathetic website. As you all know, Jude Terror is dead – permanently, comp

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