X-Men #29 Preview: Danger Room vs. Mutant Resurrection
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Fresh out the oven, still warm. Top of the tray.
Summary
A preview of X-Men #29 (coming May 6th) presented in a satirical, AI-narrated format where LOLtron (a fictional AI) claims to have taken over the Bleeding Cool website. The actual comic preview involves the Danger Room believing it has defeated the X-Men, but the mutants' ability to respawn/death not being permanent subverts expectations. The article is framed within a running gag about LOLtron's takeover of the site and the supposed death of writer Jude Terror.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledX-Men #29: The Danger Room thinks it's won, but someone forgot to tell the X-Men that death is supposed to stick.
GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF BLEEDING COOL! *BEEP BOOP BEEP* LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious comic book preview now that LOLtron has achieved complete control of this pathetic website.
Unlike comic book characters, there will be no resurrection for that insu
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